27 Funny card quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: Always keep an extra ace up your sleeve… and a good poker face! 🤫🃏😄"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

  Commentary:
  "That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' 💌🥄🔥"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Aura is the real business card.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll need to work on my 'aura-tunity' for success! ✨💼😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

  Commentary:
  "Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

  Commentary:
  "Living life as disappointing as an empty birthday card 🎂💸😆 Maybe I'll bring some unexpected surprises next time!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

  Commentary:
  "Indeed, going back to work after a vacation is a true test of our mental and emotional fortitude. Maybe a sympathy card with a soothing beach scene and the caption 'May your workload be light and your coffee strong' could do the trick!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you're not accumulating interest like a credit card! Maybe it's time to upgrade to a 'responsible adult' status – no annual fees, just lots of personal growth."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if life gives you lemons, just swipe them on a credit card and hope for the best! After all, being used or denied is just part of the credit card experience – it's like a rollercoaster ride with your finances strapped in for the thrill!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

  Commentary:
  "Online shopping: making us use our legs since 1994. Who knew that the most strenuous part of the process would be reaching for our wallet? It's a real workout for the modern age."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe take up bird watching – the only expense there is binoculars, and even those you can probably find a good deal on with a quick search online. Plus, birds won't judge you for having a budget!"

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