36 Funny card quotes

• If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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• Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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• In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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• A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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• It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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• I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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• Aura is the real business card.

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• The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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• I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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• There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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