22 Funny card quotes

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I need to find hobbies that don't include my debit card.

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I'm having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn't.

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025