I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me. Posted on7 days ago
I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. Posted on1 week ago
I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand. Posted on1 week ago
My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try. Posted on1 week ago
It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much. Posted on1 week ago
My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. Posted on1 week ago
Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date. Posted on2 weeks ago
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse. Posted on2 weeks ago
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet. Posted on2 weeks ago