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23 Funny card quotes

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

3 weeks ago

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

4 weeks ago

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

4 weeks ago

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

4 weeks ago

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

2 months ago

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

2 months ago

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

2 months ago

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

2 months ago

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

2 months ago

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

3 months ago

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

3 months ago

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

3 months ago

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

3 months ago

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

3 months ago

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

3 months ago

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

3 months ago

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

3 months ago

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

3 months ago

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

3 months ago

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

3 months ago

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

3 months ago

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

3 months ago

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

3 months ago