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14 Funny case quotes

In case anyone hasn't told you today, I'm beautiful.

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Hello! I'm Britain's greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Bro, you're not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025