27 Funny case quotes

• Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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  4 weeks ago

  body, body hair, case, grooming, hair, humor, just, media, post, preparation, shaved, shaving, social, social media

• I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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  1 month ago

  always, call, case, decide, friend, friends, humor, i, interlude, joke, leave, musician, need, phone, phone call, voicemail

• I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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  2 months ago

  assume, bookmark, building, case, humor, humorist, i, me, media, people, posts, social, social media, suspicion

• There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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  2 months ago

  apparently, big, big cat, case, casual, cat, coolers, cougar, cougar warning, humor, i, just, misunderstanding, neighborhood, neighborhood safety, nothing, safety, warning, wine, wine coolers

• Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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  2 months ago

  5, ask, case, education, every, humor, i, language, learning, looking, lookup, minutes, preparation, procrastination, sentence, spending, study, sure, vocabulary, want, word, word lookup, writing

• You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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  2 months ago

  always, case, cleanliness, ghosts, humor, hygiene, laundry, need, once, routine, sheets, should, shower, spooky, wash, week, weekly, weekly routine

• In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, advice, alternative, case, funny advice, harmonica, humor, ID, music, quit, suggestion, vaping

• In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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  2 months ago

  affirmation, anyone, beautiful, case, compliment, confidence, humor, self-love, today, told

• Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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  2 months ago

  case, Christmas, cookie, different, holiday, humor, joke, just, nakey, playful, Santa, sleeping, tonight, type, wants

• Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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  2 months ago

  again, Britain, case, catchphrase, clever, forename, hello, humor, i, identity, joke, missed, real, spy, surname, tell

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