19 Funny case quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: stop writing my autobiography in meme format! 📚😂🔍"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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  Commentary:
  "Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

  Commentary:
  "Looking to quit vaping? 🚭 Why not trade in those clouds for some musical tunes with a harmonica? 🎶 Who knew kicking a bad habit could sound so jazzy! 🎷😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

  Commentary:
  Well, in case you missed the memo, let me remind you, I'm beautiful! 💁‍♀️✨ Who says self-praise isn't allowed? Just remember, confidence is key! 🌟 #SelfLoveGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is really trying to get on Santa's 'nice' list this year 😏🎅 Who knew that cookies weren't the only thing on the menu! 🍪🎁 #SantasGotOptions"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️ "Ah, the secret to being a top spy in Britain is by being super sneaky…or not! 🕵️‍♂️ Introducing the master of undercover subtlety with the most unforgettable catchphrase: 'Smith, John Smith, in case you needed a reminder!' 😂 Who needs a disguise when you've got a signature introduction like that? Classic spy humor at its finest!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like someone's wife is a total jaw-dropper! 🤭👀 Maybe it's time for a strict "no staircases made of drooling tongues" rule at the next family gathering! 😂💃 Better keep that tongue in line, bro!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

  Commentary:
  "Caught in a love triangle between my recliner and loveseat… Who said being lazy wasn't complicated? 😂🪑❤️ #LazinessOverload"

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