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60 Funny choice quotes

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025
Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025
If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025