85 Funny choice quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

  Commentary:
  "Why blame peer pressure when I can self-sabotage like a pro? 💪😆"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

  Commentary:
  "Is there a return policy on life choices? Asking for a friend. 🤔😂 #FreeWillFails"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the original 'Chef's Special'—with a side of tough love! 🍽️😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to escape the internet like 🏃‍♂️💨 but it’s all 'Wait, are you sure you want to dump me?' 😂✌️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

  Commentary:
  "When counting sheep turns into dodging them like an action movie, you'll know it's decision time! 🐑💤💥😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart and stomach are in a heated debate over that last slice of pizza. 🍕❤️🤔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

  Commentary:
  🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦

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