Funny confused quotes

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025