I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor. Posted on3 days ago
Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused. Posted on4 days ago
I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time. Posted on4 days ago
Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help. Posted on1 week ago
I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. Posted on2 weeks ago