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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,656

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Shared recently on Instagram:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Trending via TikTok:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Just shared via Twitch:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Just shared via Discord:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Spotted on Snapchat:

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

Shared recently on X:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Spotted on Discord:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Just landed via Messenger:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

Live now on Discord:

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

Seen just now on X:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

68 shares on X this month:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

83 shares on Threads this month:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

65 shares on X this month:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

19 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,548

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

Just landed via YouTube:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Just landed via TikTok:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Spotted on Twitch:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

Going bananas on Twitch:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Trending via Slack:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Live now on X:

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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