Funny quotes confused

Funny confused quotes

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

1 month ago

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

2 months ago

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

2 months ago

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

3 months ago

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

3 months ago

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

3 months ago

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

3 months ago