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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.
2 months ago
I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.
3 months ago
Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?
3 months ago
Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.
3 months ago
I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.
3 months ago