13 Funny cover quotes

• I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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  4 weeks ago

  anything, application, cover, cover letter, employment, except, humor, i, job, job application, letter, procrastination, work, writing

• “Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

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  4 weeks ago

  beautiful, book, cover, humor, i, ignore, judge, judgment, powerful, sentiment, shopping

• Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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  4 weeks ago

  administrative, administrative assistant, application, aspiration, assistant, boy, career, career aspiration, childhood, childhood dream, cover, cover letter, dream, ever, feels, humor, i, job, job application, letter, letters, little, wanted, writing

• I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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  4 weeks ago

  awkward, awkward moment, cover, eat, eating, hate, humor, i, magazine, magazine cover, me, moment, someone, stare, stares, while

• Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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  4 weeks ago

  anyone, bag, bags, cover, else, grocery, grocery bag, humor, i, just, nostalgia, poor, poverty, school, textbook, textbook cover

• Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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  4 weeks ago

  again, amusing, amusing moment, board, cover, everyday, everyday life, household, humor, i, irony, irony joke, joke, laughter, life, moment, noticed, today, word

• The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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  4 weeks ago

  animals, application, concern, confidence, cover, cover letter, humor, job, job application, letter, lion, workplace

• Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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  4 weeks ago

  absolutely, bed, bedtime, comfort, cover, cuddle, exaggeration, hard, humor, i, last, night, sleep

• I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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  1 month ago

  anything, cover, cover letter, effort, except, humor, job, job search, letter, procrastination, search, willingness

• I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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  1 month ago

  3, activity, bald, bald guy, band, cover, cover band, funny name, guy, guys, hairless, Hairless Whisper, humor, music, name, pun, Wham, whisper

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