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5 months ago
Share →: After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Commentary:
"Looks like even in the afterlife, this person is planning to have a social calendar busier than the Kardashians! 👻💁‍♂️ Better make sure to RSVP in advance to meet this ghostly VIP! 😄 #AfterlifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being book smart but not street smart! 📚🧠 Who knew that some of life's most important lessons can't be found in a textbook? 🤔 Maybe next time we'll skip the diploma and opt for a crash course in common sense instead! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Commentary:
"Ah, a solidarity cry in the produce aisle 🍎👶 Sometimes you just need to let it all out, even if it's over expired yogurt and long checkout lines! Hang in there, little buddy, adulthood hits hard! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate dream trio: a street, a school, and a mental hospital all in your honor! 🏫🛣️🏥 One way or another, your legacy is bound to leave an impact in this world! 🌟😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Commentary:
"Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a refreshing dose of chaos on the web? 😜☕️ Embrace the madness and let the internet be your morning rollercoaster ride! 🎢💻 #GoodMorningChaos"
5 months ago
Share →: Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Commentary:
"Looks like they couldn't handle your 'pharmily' charm 😂 Maybe they were just jealous of your pun game 💊👨‍🔬 Better luck with your next job where they appreciate your dose of humor!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic saga of the cape-clad, wet-haired warrior! A tale of misaligned parts and salon woes unfold beneath the harsh fluorescent lights. The struggle is real, my friends. May your hair find its way and your cape flutter in triumph! 💇‍♀️✨ #HairitageChronicles"
5 months ago
Share →: Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate betrayal in the eyes of our loyal furry friends! 🐶💦It's all fun and games until the bath comes out, then suddenly we become the villain in their eyes! 😂 #DoggyDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the fur babies have their breaking point! 😼😂 Who knew that working from home would result in a cat-astrophe for some pets! 🐾 #NeedSomeSpace"
5 months ago
Share →: Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Commentary:
"Attempting to unleash my inner cuteness, but my face seems to have different plans 🙄 Maybe it's just not a 'cute' day, but hey, at least my sense of humor is on point! 😜"