589 Funny day quotes

• Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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  2 months ago

  day, day out, family, generation, grandmother, humor, just, mom, observation, observing, pattern, spending

• I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, day, funeral, humor, job, never, retire, using, vacation, vacation day, work, working

• Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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  2 months ago

  20, am, anything, cancellation, day, excited, excitement, extra, extra time, finding, free, getting, ground, humor, i, joy, life, management, meeting, minutes, penny, small, small joy, someone, time, time management, unexpected, unexpected free time, work, work life

• I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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  2 months ago

  1, day, funny request, hour, humor, i, jealousy, love, me, need, obsession, possessiveness, relationship, request, think, thinking, time, yourself

• It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, blues, day, early, early anxiety, having, humor, Monday, Monday blues, motivation, never, next, procrastination, relatable, sad, sadness, tired, too, weekend, work

• Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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  2 months ago

  day, finger, fingers, humor, know, last, last day, reminder, somebody, somewhere, today, unexpected

• Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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  2 months ago

  3, actually, coffee, day, eat, eating, eating habit, habit, iced, iced coffee, just, meal, meals, people, still, stress, survival, survive

• People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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  2 months ago

  am, day, five-year, five-year plan, forgetfulness, having, here, hoping, humor, i, just, life, life planning, people, plan, planning, plans, remember, waking, waking up

• You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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  2 months ago

  action, day, every, Facebook, fix, humor, media, social, social media, stupid, watch

• One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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  2 months ago

  burning, cd, day, even, last, last time, memory, nostalgia, outdated, realization, realize, technology, time

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