25 Funny decision making quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal conundrum of cat behavior! 🐱 Is it a daring leap of faith like a first cat life, or a reckless daredevil act like a ninth cat life? The line between curiosity and catastrophe is as thin as a hairball on a tightrope! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

  Commentary:
  "Wisdom of the day: Think twice before attempting that risky stunt you saw on YouTube… 🤔 Remember, paramedics are professionals, not mind readers! 🚑😄 #BetterSafeThanSorry"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs politicians when you can have monkeys swinging from branch to branch in parliament? 🐒💼 Let's 'ape-solutely' give them a chance – it might be bananas enough to work! 🍌🙈 #MonkeysForPresident"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'changing your mind is an underrated activity' clearly hasn't witnessed the chaos of indecisiveness or the joy of discovering new possibilities! 🤔💡 Embrace the flexibility of a change of heart, and watch your life become a choose-your-own-adventure story with endless plot twists!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄"

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