188 Funny eat quotes

• I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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  1 hour ago

  broke, contrast, eat, food, humor, i, lifestyle, money, rich, travel

• Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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  3 hours ago

  activity, birthday, cake, celebrate, celebration, day, eat, eating, fun, fun activity, party, stranger, together

• Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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  7 hours ago

  airplane, ale, biscoff, biscoff cookie, cookie, delta, delta flight, drink, eat, flight, funny habit, ginger, ginger ale, habit, kind, position, pretend, sit, sitting, sitting position, snack, sometimes, unnatural

• Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

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  9 hours ago

  due, eat, eating, floor, food, humor, inflation, joke, seconds, time

• My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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  12 hours ago

  chips, diet, drop, eat, eating, floor, i, ones, plan, sometimes

• As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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  15 hours ago

  chip, eat, eating, eating habit, habit, help, humor, i, just, OCD, order, pringle, respect, snack, someone

• I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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  15 hours ago

  caught, cream, diet, dieting, eat, eating, food, going, humor, husband, i, ice, ice cream, last, last night, night, relationship, second, spouse, together

• Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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  18 hours ago

  body, body care, care, eat, eat right, health, hot, humor, i, ID, imagination, imagine, right, self, self-care

• I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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  22 hours ago

  awkwardness, casual, dating, eat, eating, flirt, fresh, fruit, humor, i, know, me, playful, summer, sundress, watch

• Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

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  1 week ago

  appetite, buttered, buttered toast, craving, eat, every, food, humor, months, snack, toast, urge

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