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134 Funny eat quotes
Funny eat quotes are here to celebrate the joy, chaos, and cravings that come with every bite! ππ Whether it’s midnight snacking, food comas, or the struggle to share fries, these quotes remind us that eating isnβt just necessary β itβs often downright hilarious. Because letβs face it: food is life, and laughter is the seasoning! πππ
Trending Funny Eat Quotes π₯
- You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police canβt even stop you.
- My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.
- Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
- Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.
- Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.
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"Mind blown! Next you'll tell me you can actually sleep in your bed and not just check if it's still there. π²βοΈπ€£" -
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Ah, the eternal dilemmaβadulting in a nutshell! π½οΈπ€ Who knew the true test of maturity was mastering the art of deciding between cereal or leftovers? π₯£π₯‘ Just remember, no matter what you choose, calories donβt count after 9 PM! π β¨ -
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"Marriage is essentially a secret snack alliance with occasional guilt trips disguised as diet plans. πΏπ₯¨π€« #PartnersInCrunchingNumbers"
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- Iβm a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.
- I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didnβt specify which year I was referring to.
- Worst part about not buying snacks so you wonβt eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.
- I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.
- I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, Iβm snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
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