Funny quotes eat

123 Funny eat quotes

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

2 weeks ago

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

3 weeks ago

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

1 month ago

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

1 month ago

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

1 month ago

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

1 month ago

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

1 month ago

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

1 month ago

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

1 month ago

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

1 month ago

Never eat more than you can lift.

1 month ago

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

1 month ago

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

1 month ago

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

1 month ago

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

1 month ago

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

1 month ago

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

1 month ago

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

1 month ago

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

1 month ago

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

2 months ago