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Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Breaking via Discord:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Seen just now on Slack:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Reported on Telegram:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Making waves on Telegram:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Making waves on TikTok:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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154 Funny eat quotes

Funny eat quotes are here to celebrate the joy, chaos, and cravings that come with every bite! 🍕😋 Whether it’s midnight snacking, food comas, or the struggle to share fries, these quotes remind us that eating isn’t just necessary — it’s often downright hilarious. Because let’s face it: food is life, and laughter is the seasoning! 😂🍔🍟

New funny eat quotes 👇

9 hours ago
Share →: My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Commentary:
Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦
15 hours ago
Share →: Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Commentary:
Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣
1 day ago
Share →: I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Commentary:
Cows: 1 point for cuteness, 2 points for cheesiness 😂🐮🍔
7 days ago
Share →: I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Commentary:
Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
2 weeks ago
Share →: I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Commentary:
This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! 😋📜
2 weeks ago
Share →: Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Commentary:
Looks like your nephew has already nailed the adulting trifecta: eat, sleep, and repeat! 🍽️😴👶🏻😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Commentary:
Eating every time the light turns red isn't technically fasting! 🚦🥐
2 weeks ago
Share →: Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Commentary:
Guess I better put on a salad show for my nosy treadmill! 🥗👀🏃‍♂️
2 weeks ago
Share →: Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Commentary:
Turning water into wine is one thing, but can we turn sermons into brunch? 🍷🥞😇
2 weeks ago
Share →: It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Commentary:
Life is a road trip I measure by empty snack wrappers! 🍫🚗🎉

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Live now on Snapchat:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Going viral on Instagram:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Trending via Discord:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Seen just now on Discord:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Breaking via Telegram:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Going viral on Messenger:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Making waves on Reddit:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Trending via Facebook:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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