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103 Funny entertainment quotes

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

3 weeks ago

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

3 weeks ago

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

1 month ago

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

1 month ago

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

1 month ago

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

1 month ago

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

1 month ago

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

1 month ago

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

1 month ago

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

1 month ago

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

1 month ago

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

1 month ago

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

1 month ago

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

1 month ago

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

2 months ago

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

2 months ago

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

2 months ago

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

2 months ago

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

2 months ago

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

2 months ago

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

2 months ago

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

2 months ago

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

2 months ago

I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

2 months ago

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

2 months ago

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

3 months ago

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

3 months ago

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

3 months ago

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

3 months ago

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

3 months ago