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103 Funny entertainment quotes

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025