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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Just shared via Messenger:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Going viral on Reddit:

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Seen just now on Threads:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Funny entertainment quotes capture the moments when what’s supposed to be fun ends up being a hilarious disaster! 😂🎬 Whether it’s binge-watching a show for hours only to forget the plot, struggling to get through a movie without falling asleep, or the chaos of a family game night, these quotes remind us that entertainment isn’t always perfect — but it’s always good for a laugh! 😆🍿🎮

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Share →: I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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When everyone in the coffee shop knows your name… and your alibi! ☕👀🔍
2 days ago
Share →: Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Trying to find my life purpose one HBO show at a time 📺😇 #SundaySavior
6 days ago
Share →: I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special! 🎤😂🎶
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Share →: The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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Trying to watch a movie with a chatterbox is like reading a book in a library with a rock band playing behind you! 📚🎸🤐
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Share →: Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! 🎭😂📸
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Share →: Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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Dreaming of memes so bad, even the Sandman shakes his head 😂😴💤
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Share →: I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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When I say "music," kids say "streaming?" 👨‍🎤📼😆
1 week ago
Share →: Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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I’m just getting in my daily workout of intense floor-out-of-reach staring! 💪📺😂
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Share →: Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
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Share →: Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Who knew “Free HBO” was a turn-off? I guess people really aren’t into commitment-free streaming! 🎬🤷‍♂️📺

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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January is the Monday of the year.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Trending via Instagram:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Going viral on Discord:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Breaking via Twitch:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Just shared via Threads:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Making waves on Reddit:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Trending via Snapchat:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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