358 Funny ever quotes

• I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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• The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

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• You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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• Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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• You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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• I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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• Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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• Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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• Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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• Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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