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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Going viral on Pinterest:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Trending via Facebook:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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