63 Funny forget quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Don’t forget to make everything about you today.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
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  3 months ago

  View →: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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