98 Funny forget quotes

• Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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  4 weeks ago

  forget, humor, motivation, optional, orgasm, partner, personal, personal well-being, pleasure, self-care, sexuality, today, well-being

• Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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  1 month ago

  again, chore, done, dryer, forget, forgetfulness, household, household chore, humor, i, just, laundry, pop, procrastination, waiting

• One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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  1 month ago

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• This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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  2 months ago

  confidentiality, forget, humor, joke, memory, need, post, secret, seen, top-secret

• Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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  2 months ago

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• Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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  2 months ago

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• Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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  2 months ago

  culture, daily, Dre, forget, humor, joke, music, pop, pop culture, rap, reminder

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