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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Spreading quickly via X:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Just shared via Snapchat:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Just landed via WeChat:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Trending via Pinterest:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Just landed via Reddit:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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76 Funny forget quotes

Funny forget quotes are like little reminders that it’s okay to be human and forgetful 😂. They bring laughter to those “oops, I did it again” moments we all have and turn forgetfulness into a punchline 🤪. Whether you misplaced your keys for the hundredth time or can’t recall what you had for breakfast, these quotes make light of life’s memory mishaps, helping you giggle through the chaos of everyday life 😅.

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1 day ago
Share →: Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Commentary:
Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can have cereal marathons and animated adventures? 😂📺🎉
1 day ago
Share →: Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Commentary:
Guess I'll add 'Remember Dre' to my to-do list between existential dread and feeding the goldfish 🐟🎧😅
1 day ago
Share →: I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Commentary:
Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
5 days ago
Share →: Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Commentary:
Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! 🎭😂📸
6 days ago
Share →: “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Commentary:
Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻
6 days ago
Share →: Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Commentary:
Sounds like you’re living life on shuffle mode! 🤔🔀😂
1 week ago
Share →: Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Commentary:
Trying to unlock my email feels like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but if you need me to sing "Barbie Girl" from '97, I've got you covered 🎤🤔🔑
1 week ago
Share →: Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Commentary:
😂👚 "Supporting an accidental new fashion line: 'Oops, It's Pink!' Let's make laundry mix-ups trend!" 👗🧺
1 week ago
Share →: I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Commentary:
"When life gives you something hard to spell, just sing it like Gwen! 🍌🎤😄"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Commentary:
"Finally, a solution to my 'oopsie' backlog! 🚀😂 #MistakeUpgrades"

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Spotted on Facebook:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Just landed via TikTok:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Trending via Snapchat:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Just landed via Snapchat:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Live now on Facebook:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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