339 Funny fun activity quotes

• Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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  activity, alive, animal, except, FitBit, fitness, fun, fun activity, humor, just, keep, motivation, self-care, stupid, Tamagotchi, technology, trying

• Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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  activity, button, chance, childhood, frustration, fun, fun activity, fury, hell, lost, push, tantrum, temper, toddler

• Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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  activity, collection, conduct, data, data collection, dating, experiment, fun, fun activity, humor, humor in dating, love, psychological, psychological experiment, research, working

• Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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  activity, annoyance, beach, couples, even, fun, fun activity, growl, humor, i, pass, playful, sarcastic, solitude, stare, staring, walk

• I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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  activity, daily, daily routine, day, every, forgetfulness, fun, fun activity, humor, hunt, i, keys, late, me, myself, procrastination, punctuality, put, routine, same, spot, treasure, treasure hunt, why

• Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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  activity, around, butterfly, butterfly net, chase, chasing, fun, fun activity, got, hr, humor, me, net, work, workplace, workplace humor, zoomy

• I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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  activity, adult, animal, anyone, around, eat, even, fun, fun activity, goat, human, humor, i, independence, jump, me, randomness, rebellion, relief, stress, stress relief, want

• Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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  activity, behavior, fun, fun activity, headphones, humor, lyrics, mouthing, normalize, public, singing, social, social behavior, song

• I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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  activity, animal, animals, before, cool, curiosity, discovery, fun, fun activity, horses, humor, i, ride, riding, tried, wonder

• I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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  activity, dating, fun, fun activity, health, hope, i, laid, mental, mental health, own, relationships, soon

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