342 Funny fun activity quotes

• First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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  7 days ago

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• If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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  7 days ago

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• Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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  7 days ago

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• Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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  7 days ago

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• Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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  7 days ago

  activity, button, chance, childhood, frustration, fun, fun activity, fury, hell, lost, push, tantrum, temper, toddler

• Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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  7 days ago

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• Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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  7 days ago

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• I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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  7 days ago

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• Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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  7 days ago

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• I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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  7 days ago

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