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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

3 months ago

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

3 months ago

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

3 months ago