16 Funny gesture quotes

• Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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  6 hours ago

  1800s, big, call, end, every, farewell, farewell gesture, gesture, harbor, humor, leaving, meeting, nostalgia, steamship, video, video call, virtual, virtual meeting, waving, Zoom, Zoom call

• I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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  1 day ago

  big, big hair, car, cars, declaration, feeling, feelings, gesture, hair, i, louder, love, men, miss, nostalgia, over, romantic, romantic gesture

• Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

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  1 week ago

  absence, apartment, continuity, cup, gesture, humor, leaving, return, routine, single, sink, upon, weeks

• Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.

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  1 week ago

  blink, blinking, boss, communication, funny gesture, gesture, humor, i, knows, raise, slow, slow blink, want, workplace

• I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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  3 weeks ago

  12, animal, childhood, cow, debt, fair, finger, funny memory, gesture, humor, i, karmic, karmic debt, memory, middle, middle finger, state, state fair, still, time

• Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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  1 month ago

  alien, asking, boyfriend, date, done, experiment, gesture, humor, killed, kindness, me, only, perfect, relationship, replica, still

• My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, eye, eyes, finger, gesture, giving, humor, middle, middle finger, only, sarcasm, superpower, using

• You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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  2 months ago

  bunny, bunny ear, ear, ears, gesture, giving, humor, nostalgia, people, photo, photography, photos, prank

• Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, boring, dating, door, gesture, just, romantic, romantic gesture, rose, roses, show, surprise, surprise visit, texting, visit

• My middle finger salutes you.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, finger, gesture, humor, insult, middle, middle finger, rude, rude gesture, salute, sarcasm

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