Funny gesture quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅‍♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁‍♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇‍♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

  Commentary:
  When life feels like a chaotic race and the vultures of stress and worries start circling above, just remember to channel your inner champion ➡️🦅 Give ‘em a gasp and a sassy flip-off like a true track star, and sprint towards that finish line with style! 🏃‍♂️🖕 #TrackAndFieldDrama

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