16 Funny gesture quotes

• Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

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  4 weeks ago

  absence, apartment, continuity, cup, gesture, humor, leaving, return, routine, single, sink, upon, weeks

• Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.

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  4 weeks ago

  blink, blinking, boss, communication, funny gesture, gesture, humor, i, knows, raise, slow, slow blink, want, workplace

• I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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  4 weeks ago

  12, animal, childhood, cow, debt, fair, finger, funny memory, gesture, humor, i, karmic, karmic debt, memory, middle, middle finger, state, state fair, still, time

• Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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  4 weeks ago

  alien, asking, boyfriend, date, done, experiment, gesture, humor, killed, kindness, me, only, perfect, relationship, replica, still

• My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, eye, eyes, finger, gesture, giving, humor, middle, middle finger, only, sarcasm, superpower, using

• You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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  4 weeks ago

  bunny, bunny ear, ear, ears, gesture, giving, humor, nostalgia, people, photo, photography, photos, prank

• Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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  4 weeks ago

  boredom, boring, dating, door, gesture, just, romantic, romantic gesture, rose, roses, show, surprise, surprise visit, texting, visit

• My middle finger salutes you.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, finger, gesture, humor, insult, middle, middle finger, rude, rude gesture, salute, sarcasm

• I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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  4 weeks ago

  affection, cute, gesture, hug, humor, ID, kiss, large, love, order, place, playful, relationship, romantic, romantic gesture, sweet

• When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, animal, cat, dealer, done, eating, gesture, hands, humor, i, playful, quirky, show

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