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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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831 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,993

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13,936

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Trending via X:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Going viral on TikTok:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Trending via Telegram:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Just shared via Slack:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Going viral on X:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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Funny gesture quotes

Funny gesture quotes bring a burst of laughter 😄 and a splash of sass 🤪 to everyday moments! Whether it’s a cheeky wink 😉 or a playful thumbs-up 👍, these witty lines capture the magic of nonverbal comedy. Ready to turn your gestures into giggles? Let’s dive into some hilarious vibes that speak louder than words! 😂✨

New funny gesture quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Commentary:
"When love is on the menu, I'll take the combo meal, please! 😘🍔🤗"
2 weeks ago
Share →: When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Commentary:
"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"
6 months ago
Share →: Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Commentary:
Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅‍♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁‍♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅
6 months ago
Share →: If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Commentary:
"Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇‍♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Commentary:
When life feels like a chaotic race and the vultures of stress and worries start circling above, just remember to channel your inner champion ➡️🦅 Give ‘em a gasp and a sassy flip-off like a true track star, and sprint towards that finish line with style! 🏃‍♂️🖕 #TrackAndFieldDrama

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Breaking via WeChat:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Just shared via Twitch:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Just shared via Telegram:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Going viral on YouTube:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Just landed via TikTok:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Just landed via Instagram:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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