304 Funny getting quotes

• My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.

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  7 days ago

  advice, anyone, getting, humor, job, last, laziness, little, management, office, pay, productivity, time, time management, while, work

• Been getting really into nothing.

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  1 week ago

  getting, hobby, humor, laziness, nothing, procrastination

• Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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  1 week ago

  age, chess, day, degree, dog, feels, frustration, getting, having, humor, international, international law, law, law degree, losing, money, robbery

• You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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  1 week ago

  after, aging, banger, bar, bars, getting, know, music, nostalgia, old, play, radio, radio station, station, stations, supermarket, throwing

• The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

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  1 week ago

  another, big, calendar, getting, humor, Jesus, joke, number, religious, religious joke, soon, time, too, year

• What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

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  1 week ago

  beginner, beginners, getting, humor, mindset, motivation, optimism, positive, positive thought, self-improvement, thought

• Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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  1 week ago

  congratulations, getting, humor, light, red, red light, sarcasm, special, traffic

• Getting road rage alone in my house.

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  1 week ago

  alone, anger, anger management, driving, frustration, getting, house, humor, management, rage, road, road rage

• My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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  1 week ago

  able, back, bed, getting, getting up, knowing, morning, motivation, relaxation, sleep

• I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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  1 week ago

  bad, family, fear, feel, getting, grandkid, grandkids, hope, humor, i, me, never, parent, parenting, parents, pregnancy, pregnant, proud, scare, scare tactic, scared, tactic, teenager

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