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Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

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