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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Making waves on Reddit:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Reported on Messenger:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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