Funny gold quotes

• Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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  8 hours ago

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• If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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  13 hours ago

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• Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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  20 hours ago

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• Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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  1 day ago

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• Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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  1 month ago

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• I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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  2 months ago

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• Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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  2 months ago

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• You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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  2 months ago

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