Funny gold quotes

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  21 hours ago

  Share →: Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

  Commentary:
  "When your buddy hits the jackpot and suddenly everyone else turns into 'gold medal' friends! 🥇🏆🤣 #OlympicLevelDigging"

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