100 Funny got quotes

• We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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  2 months ago

  Barbie, culture, environmentalism, got, humor, irony, little, microplastic, microplastics, pop, pop culture, self-reflection, us

• I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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  2 months ago

  black, Black Eyed Peas, eyed, favorite, favorite part, feeling, got, humor, i, i’ve, I’ve Got a Feeling, just, lyric, mazel, Mazel Tov, music, music preference, peas, preference, sarcasm, say, song, tov, where

• Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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  2 months ago

  application, experience, gain, got, humor, i, internship, irony, job, job application, paradox, rejection

• You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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  2 months ago

  ever, got, health, humor, inside, inside joke, joke, jokes, mental, mental health, schizophrenia, self, self-talk, talk, yourself

• I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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  2 months ago

  break, got, humor, i, know, life, motivation, need, pen, put, somewhere, story, throw, win, writing

• A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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  2 months ago

  app, apps, comparison, digital, digital struggle, frustration, funny comparison, got, haunted, haunted house, house, just, log, log out, memory, password, remember, struggle, technology, website, websites, where

• Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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  3 months ago

  AI, before, birth, born, dead, death, dystopia, future, glad, got, humanity, humor, i, internet, life, technology, time

• That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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  3 months ago

  actually, anticipation, best, excitement, finding, got, job, job start, job transition, life, life moment, moment, new, new job, period, start, starting, times, transition

• Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

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  3 months ago

  behavior, car, driver, driving, ever, extra, extra life, game, got, humor, life, risky, risky behavior, road, road trip, someone, trip, video, video game

• Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

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  3 months ago

  able, clothing, fall, fashion, frustration, got, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, i, long-sleeve, long-sleeve shirt, mismatch, new, sad, seasonal, seasonal frustration, shirt, sorry, temperature, wear, weather, weather mismatch

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