115 Funny honesty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of habitual liars! 🤥🤫 It's almost as if they believe they're starring in their own secret reality show – "The Real Fibbers of Too-Clever-ville" 🌟🎭 Just a friendly reminder to all the fibbers out there: honesty is the best policy! 💁‍♂️🚫🤥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your inner weirdness – after all, normal is overrated! 🤪 Be proudly quirky and delightfully odd, because being unique is way more fun! 🦄😜 #SorryNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

  Commentary:
  🤥 "I could never journal, I'd start lying in there too." 📝 Well, honesty is overrated anyway, right? Who needs the truth when you can have a good story? Maybe that's how fiction writers are born! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

  Commentary:
  "Me to someone who can't hide their chaotic energy: 'My inner pattern detective is having a meltdown thanks to you 🕵️‍♂️🚨 Maybe we can find some balance between your chaos and my compulsive need for order?' 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

  Commentary:
  "No apologies needed! Alcohol just helped me unleash my inner Shakespearean poet 🍷✨ Can't guarantee the accuracy, but the passion was real! 😂 #DrunkPoetSociety"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

  Commentary:
  Ah, I see we're playing the classic game of "It's not you, it's everything about you". 🤔💬 On the bright side, at least it's specific feedback, right? 🌟😅 Just a little something to keep in mind when you're planning your next stand-up comedy routine! 🎤🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

  Commentary:
  "Big shoutout to all the smooth operators out there pretending to have their lives in perfect order, when really we're all just winging it like pros! 🕶️🎩 #FakeItTilYouMakeIt #MasterOfDisguise"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

  Commentary:
  "Every time I say 'no worries', just know that my brain is over-flowing with a lively parade of worries, anxieties, and random thoughts 🙃 Some call it multitasking, I call it a chaotic mess 💭 #SoManyWorries #OopsIDidItAgain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

  Commentary:
  "Apology accepted… with a side of 'I told you so' 😉! It's ok, sometimes being right can come with a little extra sass! 🤭👏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

  Commentary:
  "Friendship is letting your messy side show, because true friends know the chaos behind the facade 😜🧼 #MessyButReal"

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