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32 Funny human quotes

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025