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35 Funny human quotes

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

3 months ago

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

3 months ago

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

3 months ago

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

3 months ago

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

3 months ago