25 Funny humorist quotes

• When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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  amusing, comedy, emotional, emotional support, form, friends, friendship, humor, humorist, lighthearted, sad, sadness, social, support

• If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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  failure, feedback, humor, humorist, internet, know, let, media, online, social, social media, technology

• ‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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  another, casual, domestic, domestic life, door, front, home, humor, humorist, i, irony, life, myself, own, say, self-awareness, surprise, unexpected, walk

• My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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  dating, existence, girlfriend, God, humor, humorist, irony, love, me, needs, neglect, only, relationship, sarcasm, something, treats, unrequited, unrequited love

• Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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  days, four, humor, humorist, joke, logic, pack, packaging, should, weekdays, work, workweek, yogurt

• Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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  asking, awkward, before, dental, dental visit, dentist, fingers, humor, humorist, joke, mouth, prank, question, silly, sticking, visit

• My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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  asked, bags, day, family, family joke, humor, humorist, i, joke, lock, locks, me, mother’s, Mother’s Day, packing, prank, wanted

• More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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  applause, confusion, humor, humorist, i, misunderstanding, read, satire, wordplay

• I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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  assume, bookmark, building, case, humor, humorist, i, me, media, people, posts, social, social media, suspicion

• I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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  attraction, falling, flirting, humor, humorist, i, ID, love, media, once, pics, playful, post, self-awareness, self-confidence, social, social media, want

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