The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer. Posted on1 hour ago
Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way. Posted on21 hours ago
Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning. Posted on1 day ago
My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home. Posted on3 days ago
Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence. Posted on3 days ago
A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking. Posted on7 days ago