12 Funny impossible quotes

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Just so you know, it's almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025