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12 Funny impossible quotes
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
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Mar 17, 2025
Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.
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Feb 1, 2025
Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.
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Jan 27, 2025
The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.
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Jan 27, 2025
Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.
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Jan 26, 2025
Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.
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Jan 26, 2025
Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.
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Jan 25, 2025
My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.
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Jan 25, 2025
Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.
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Jan 24, 2025
I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?
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Jan 21, 2025
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