18 Funny impossible quotes

• It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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  almost, conversation, flirting, girl, humor, impossible, interaction, social, social interaction, talk

• Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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  culture, distraction, effort, head, humor, impossible, memory, mental, mental effort, mission, Mission Impossible, music, password, pop, pop culture, remember, song, theme, theme song, trying

• I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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  brightness, charisma, confidence, humor, ignore, impact, impossible, necessary, presence, self-esteem, sun

• I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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  apology, arrogance, confidence, exaggeration, humor, impossible, live, rest, sarcasm, self-deprecating, setting, sorry, standards, try

• Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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  culture, daily, daily life, elevator, entertainment, every, funny scenario, humor, imagination, imagine, impossible, joke, life, mission, Mission Impossible, played, pop, pop culture, scenario, theme, time

• Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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  angry, cake, everyone, expectation, humor, impossible, making, pleasing, relationship, sarcasm

• Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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  bro, events, fine, impossible, just, need, odds, order, perfect, play, sequence

• Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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  challenge, coffee, drink, humor, impossible, just, know, laying, laying down

• The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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  drawer, frustration, household, household item, humor, impossible, item, items, open, purpose

• Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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  baggage, damaged, dating, days, emotional, emotional baggage, everyone, ex, getting, getting to know, going, impossible, know, love, modern, modern love, relationship, single, someone, something

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