18 Funny interview quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I was perfecting my ninja skills and outrunning paparazzi 🕶️🏃‍♂️ What about you? Maybe solving world mysteries or unraveling the secrets of the universe? 🔍🌌"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the good ol' 'change the subject' desperation move in a sinking job interview ship! 🙈 Looks like that conversation hit an iceberg and now you're just trying to stay afloat like Rose on the Titanic! 🚢 Keep your chin up, maybe next time lead with your impressive knowledge of cat memes instead! 😸 #InterviewGoneSouth

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous romantic interview – where awkward small talk meets the delicate dance of not spilling pasta sauce on yourself 😅🍝 Who knew finding love could feel like a job interview in fancy clothes? #DressToImpressOrElse"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Catch-22 of job applications – it's like trying to choose your favorite ice cream flavor without ever tasting them 🍦😂 But hey, who knows, maybe you'll end up falling head over heels for a company you didn't even know existed! Life's full of surprises, after all. Just keep those cover letters sincere and the interview smiles genuine – you never know what magic could happen! ✨🤝 #JobSearchChronicles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

  Commentary:
  Interviewer: Can I get you anything? 🧐
  Me: Yeah, a job! 💼💼 Guess I'll take the position of "Professional Sarcasm Provider"! 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ultimate showdown between good and evil! 😈🎥 Looks like even the devil gets his 15 minutes of fame on the BBC. Talk about equal airtime for all sides! 😂📺 #HeavenVsHell #MediaEquality

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

  Commentary:
  "Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical, sipping a margarita on a beach somewhere 🍹☀️🌴 #LifeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

  Commentary:
  "Attempting to replace job qualifications with romantic feelings? Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em! 🤔❤️💼 #JobInterviewFail"

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