33 Funny interview quotes

• Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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  2 months ago

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• I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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  2 months ago

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• At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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  2 months ago

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• “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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  2 months ago

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• In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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  2 months ago

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• Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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  2 months ago

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• “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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  2 months ago

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• Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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  2 months ago

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• Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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  2 months ago

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• Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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  2 months ago

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