33 Funny interview quotes

• In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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  1 week ago

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• Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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  2 weeks ago

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• “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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  2 weeks ago

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• No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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  2 weeks ago

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• By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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  3 weeks ago

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