220 Funny kids quotes

• If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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  6 days ago

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• Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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  6 days ago

  airfryer, cause, chore, cleaning, frustration, here, household, household chore, item, kid’s room, kids, parenthood, room, unexpected, unexpected item, why

• Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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  anything, arguing, argument, family, humor, kid, kids, love, much, sibling

• One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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  activity, challenge, childhood, discipline, eviction, eviction notice, fort, humor, jobs, kids, kids activity, notice, parenting, parenting challenge, pillow, pillow fort, playful, playful discipline, serving

• My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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  6 days ago

  another, asking, chores, dog, family, feed, humor, humor about pets, i, kids, parenting, pet, pets, responsibility, walk

• There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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  6 days ago

  clueless, end, family, family life, humor, humor quote, kids, life, marriage, minute, organization, parenting, people, plan, planning, schedules, types

• All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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  ask, asking, born, childhood, family, humor, kids, know, parenting, sense, sixth, sixth sense, something, time, timing, worst

• People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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  7 days ago

  buddy, children, children names, dog, dog names, family, humor, kids, name, names, naming, people, pet, pet naming, rocket, steve

• Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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  7 days ago

  cheeseburger, choice, diet, eat, family, food, food choice, food preference, front, fruits, honesty, humor, humor quote, just, kids, knowing, life, means, parent, parent life, parenting, parenting struggle, preference, pretend, struggle, vegetables

• My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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  before, behavior, child, child behavior, dislike, eater, even, food, food dislike, humor, kid, kids, knowing, parenting, picky, picky eater, superpower

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