31 Funny leaving quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic “before you go” hook — because nothing says 'happy hour' like a surprise boss mission right at the exit! 😅🚪💼 It’s the professional version of “Do you have a minute?” just as you're about to escape. Guess we all have that moment when our escape plans get hijacked by one last “important” task! 😂🤦‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

  Commentary:
  "Me leaving the house: I hope I don't see anyone… *immediately bumps into neighbor, ex, and that person I owe money to* 😅🙈 #OutAndAboutDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

  Commentary:
  "If only our wishes had monetary value! 😂 Imagine the joy of being rich and literally **showered** in cash, but hey, maybe being left alone afterward is the real treasure 🤑💸 #FantasyGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons 🍋, sometimes all you can do is make a dramatic exit like Caesar! 🚶‍♂️💨 #DisappointedButDramatic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we have a real hoodie perfectionist here! Priorities, right? 🤷‍♂️ Can't conquer the day until those strings are on point! 💁‍♀️ #HoodieGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the golden rule with a modern twist: 'Treat people how you want to be treated… by avoiding them entirely!' 🏠😄 Who knew social distancing could be considered good manners too?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not going is the new leaving early.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of ghosting social events without actually ghosting… Not going is the new leaving early 🕒👻. Why make a grand exit when you can simply make a stealthy non-entrance? 🚪🏃‍♂️ #MasterOfAvoidance"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

  Commentary:
  "Joining a group chat is like getting a ticket to a chaotic rollercoaster ride 🎢, but leaving two weeks later is like gracefully bowing out of a wild party before the cops show up 🚓. It's all about timing, my friends!"

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