46 Funny leaving quotes

• You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, balance, early, enough, humor, leave, leaving, leaving early, miss, relationship, should, wife, work, work life, work-life balance

• Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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  2 months ago

  door, housefly, humor, i, joke, leaving, low, open, pest, running, thanks

• I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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  2 months ago

  am, comedy, dessert, diet, food, food joke, humor, i, italian, Italian food, joke, just, leaving, pasta, pizza, speak, where, wordplay

• Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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  2 months ago

  activity, back, digital, digital life, hi, humor, internet, internet humor, know, leaving, life, me, media, online, online activity, place, returning, self-deprecating, social, social media, stupid, user

• Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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  2 months ago

  actor, actor switch, benoit, Benoit Blanc, best, blanc, bond, celebrity, character, comedy, craig, daniel, Daniel Craig, ever, film, film character, happen, humor, james, James Bond, leaving, movie, movie role, role, switch, things

• Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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  2 months ago

  cues, humor, leave, leaving, read, room, sarcasm, social, social cues, why

• Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, date, dinner, finished, food, funny situation, humor, leave, leaving, moment, situation, yes

• That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, before, boss, humor, leave, leaving, leaving work, moment, office, professional, situation, social, social situation, unexpected, work, workplace, workplace humor

• You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, before, comfort, comfort zone, even, funny observation, home, house, introvert, know, leaving, observation, personality, personality type, social, social anxiety, type, want, zone

• Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, anyone, avoidance, hope, house, i, introvert, leaving, me, social, social anxiety

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