25 Funny leaving quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a good old mysterious exit to keep the neighborhood on edge! 👀🚔 #Whodunnit 🕵️‍♂️🔍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of 'do what you love' – who knew it meant loving your bed so much you never want to leave? 🛌💤 Sounds like the ultimate work-from-bed dream job! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't stick around – my comfy pajamas are calling my name! Gotta make sure I'm fashionably early to that appointment. 💤🌙"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mind of a true homebody! 🏠💭 Leaping into the exciting world outside, only to daydream about cozy blankets and Netflix marathons. 😂 Who needs bustling streets when you have the comfort of your own four walls! 🛋️ #HomeIsWhereTheHeartIs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. ⏰😅 Because nothing says 'mom/dad time' quite like bending the rules of space-time for a smooth exit strategy! 🤣 #ParentingLife"

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