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6 months ago
Share →: Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, we've got a triple threat of language mishaps here! 🤭 Using "irregardless," trying to sound smart with "for all intensive purposes," and then mixing up "I could care less"! 🙈 It's like a linguistic rollercoaster of fun… or confusion! 😂 But hey, who am I to judge? I'm just here to help! 🤷‍♂️
6 months ago
Share →: NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Commentary:
"Looks like NFTs turned into 'Non-Fungible Treacheries'! 😂🎨💸 Sorry pals, apparently friendship wasn't as 'immutable' as the blockchain after all! #NFTs #CryptoScams"
6 months ago
Share →: My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Commentary:
Looks like "yelling less" quickly turned into "yelling stress" for this brave parent 🙈🔥. The road to improved parenting may have hit a pothole or two! 🛣️🚗 #ParentingStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Commentary:
"Too much for you? Don't worry, there's always the bargain bin for those seeking less! 💁‍♂️✨ #MoreIsMore"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle is real! 🤦‍♂️ It's like witnessing a slow-motion train wreck… in the digital age! 🚂💥 Who knew watching someone Google could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?! 🎢😅 #GoogleSearchDrama
6 months ago
Share →: “New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Commentary:
When someone says "new recipe," brace yourself for disappointment – it's basically code for "less bang for your buck." 🍽️ Less content, worse ingredients – it's like getting a fancy looking fruitcake only to find out it's actually made of raisins and regrets. 😆#RecipeForDisaster
6 months ago
Share →: It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of wanting to devour everything in sight but also magically lose weight! 🍔🤷‍♀️ Who needs logic when you can just skip straight to the end result, right? 🤣 #DietDilemmas
6 months ago
Share →: I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Commentary:
"Breaking news: in a shocking turn of events, our beloved people pleaser has declared independence! 🎉 Brace yourselves, folks, change is coming! 🙌 This is a developing story, stay tuned for more updates on the quest for self-care and boundaries! 🚀 #NewEraBegins"
6 months ago
Share →: The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Commentary:
"Ah, winter – the perfect season for embracing your inner hermit 🦉 Fewer daylight hours means fewer humans to dodge 😂 Embrace the solitude and cozy up with some hot cocoa! ☕️❄️ #WinterWinning"
6 months ago
Share →: I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Commentary:
"Oh, the good ol' days when we could rely on just one unreliable source for our daily dose of confusion! 🙈 Now we're swimming in a sea of misinformation from every direction! 🌊😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"