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78 Funny let quotes

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

3 months ago

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

3 months ago

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

3 months ago

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

3 months ago

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

3 months ago

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

3 months ago

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

3 months ago

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

3 months ago

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

3 months ago

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

3 months ago

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

3 months ago

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

3 months ago

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

3 months ago

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

3 months ago

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

3 months ago

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

3 months ago

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

3 months ago

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

3 months ago