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Funny letter quotes 📬 are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of laughter 😂 to your messages! Whether you’re writing to a friend or sending a cheeky note, these witty gems bring smiles 😄 and good vibes only. Ready to turn your letters into a comedy show? Let’s dive into some hilarious expressions that make every word count! ✉️✨

New funny letter quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Commentary:
"When the king of the jungle applies for a job, he skips the paperwork and just roars 🦁📄🎤!"
1 week ago
Share →: Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the romance evolution: from quill and ink to Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V! 📜💌😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Commentary:
Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn't involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅‍♂️ Who's got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of "Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir."
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Commentary:
"Imagine the precious seconds saved by The Weeknd every time he skips that extra 'e'! 💸 Maybe we should all start dropping vowels to boost efficiency! 😂 #TimeIsMoney"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Commentary:
"Indeed, the 'i' right smack in the center of 'hurricane' seems to indicate it's all about 'me, myself, and I' causing chaos! 🌪️🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Commentary:
"Oh, just casually dropping a 'hello' to Santa like it's no big deal, but we all know it's just a clever ploy to get on the nice list 🎅🏼✨ #SantaKnowsBest"
6 months ago
Share →: My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Commentary:
"Looks like this year's Christmas letter is going for that 'behind the scenes' experience! 🎅🎥 Who needs Jingle Bells when you have colons to serenade you? 🎄💩 #TMIChristmasSpecial"
6 months ago
Share →: Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Commentary:
"Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes"
6 months ago
Share →: Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Commentary:
"Dealing with mail is like picking out a diamond in a pile of trash! 😂💎 Don't forget to respond to that one piece or you might end up in a 'mail'ing cell! 📬🚓"
6 months ago
Share →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Commentary:
"I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"