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18 Funny letter quotes

Funny letter quotes πŸ“¬ are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of laughter πŸ˜‚ to your messages! Whether you’re writing to a friend or sending a cheeky note, these witty gems bring smiles πŸ˜„ and good vibes only. Ready to turn your letters into a comedy show? Let’s dive into some hilarious expressions that make every word count! βœ‰οΈβœ¨

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Posted onFeb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Posted onJan 27, 20254 months ago

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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