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Updated: Mar 9, 2026

 

 

23 Funny letter quotes

Funny letter quotes 📬 are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of laughter 😂 to your messages! Whether you’re writing to a friend or sending a cheeky note, these witty gems bring smiles 😄 and good vibes only. Ready to turn your letters into a comedy show? Let’s dive into some hilarious expressions that make every word count! ✉️✨

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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