Funny quotes letter

Funny letter quotes

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

2 months ago

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

2 months ago

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

3 months ago

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

3 months ago

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

3 months ago

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

3 months ago

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

3 months ago

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

3 months ago

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

3 months ago

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

3 months ago