23 Funny letter quotes

• The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

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  20 hours ago

  b, humor, letter, letter b, pun, spelling, subtle, wordplay

• I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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  6 days ago

  anything, application, cover, cover letter, employment, except, humor, i, job, job application, letter, procrastination, work, writing

• Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

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  2 weeks ago

  C, differently, every, funny observation, language, letter, letter c, observation, ocean, pacific, Pacific Ocean, pronunciation, wordplay

• Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

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  1 month ago

  communication, depressing, finds, friendship, humor, letter, life, pal, pen, pen pal, prison, too, us, want, writing

• Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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  2 months ago

  administrative, administrative assistant, application, aspiration, assistant, boy, career, career aspiration, childhood, childhood dream, cover, cover letter, dream, ever, feels, humor, i, job, job application, letter, letters, little, wanted, writing

• If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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  2 months ago

  alphabet, every, humor, letter, music, pace, song, sprint, sweet, take, time, timing

• Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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  2 months ago

  communication, effort, humor, letter, letters, love, love letter, men, middle, much, nostalgia, reassurance, relationship, send, think, too, used, war, wars

• “Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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  2 months ago

  better, E, gray, grey, humor, i, letter, spelling, wordplay

• How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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  2 months ago

  aid, alphabet, alphabet song, am, childhood, childhood habit, choice, choices, count, counting, decision, decision making, finger, finger counting, fingers, habit, i, learning, learning method, letter, life, life choice, making, memory, memory aid, method, next, sing, song, still, whole

• I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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  2 months ago

  ever, eye, four, humor, joke, letter, letters, much, tiger, wordplay

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