Funny letter quotes

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It's pretty apt that the 'i' is in the middle of 'hurricane'.

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I've already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don't reply to you're going to jail.

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025