114 Funny lot quotes

• I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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  2 months ago

  again, back, distraction, habit, humor, i, just, lot, phone, pick, procrastination, putting, time, time-wasting, waste, wasting

• If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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  2 months ago

  academic, academic expectation, accessory, expectation, eyewear, eyewear accessory, glasses, glasses rope, humor, lot, rope, stereotype, student, wear

• The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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  2 months ago

  bird, bit, cry, early, early bird, frustration, humor, life, little, longer, lot, morning, office, office life, parking, parking lot, stress, work

• I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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  2 months ago

  abstract, abstract art, art, black, black shirt, deodorant, every, humor, i, lot, self-deprecation, shirt, shit, someone, talk

• Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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  2 months ago

  communication, dating, friendship, humor, i, life, lot, media, message, people, relationship, social, social life, social media, stopped, texting, while

• I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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  2 months ago

  came, enjoy, heat, humor, ID, lot, me, mist, produce, refreshment, someone, summer

• I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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  2 months ago

  being, call, called, communication, humor, joke, life, lot, nothing, phone, sarcasm, things, worse

• Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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  2 months ago

  creek, feet, forgot, humor, less, life, lot, nature, outdoors, phone, relaxation, sucks, truck, unplugged

• I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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  2 months ago

  advice, dark, dark side, frustration, got, humor, i, Jedi, lot, patience, side, somebody, star, Star Wars, traffic, turned, wars

• I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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  2 months ago

  anger, annoyance, breathing, daily, daily routine, frustration, got, hate, humor, i, know, list, lot, mad, me, routine, sarcasm, sigh, someone, something, yesterday

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