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Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Going viral on Twitch:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Going viral on Slack:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Trending via WeChat:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Just landed via X:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Making waves on WeChat:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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Share →: Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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Why stress when you can avo-cuddle with some guac! 🥑😂
15 hours ago
Share →: Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Commentary:
When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
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Share →: Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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Sounds like an Olympic-level event in the procrastination marathon 🏃‍♀️🥇🧹🌱📞
18 hours ago
Share →: Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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Trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe while spilling cereal everywhere, since forever 😄🍎🥣
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Share →: That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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So true! Turns out the wise uncle was just avoiding the chaos and living his best life! 🏃‍♂️🚪🏡😂
2 days ago
Share →: How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
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Share →: Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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Ah, yes, nothing like choosing your own adventure just to discover you've picked the scenic route to Regretville! 😅🗺️🤦‍♂️
2 days ago
Share →: I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Commentary:
Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
2 days ago
Share →: That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Commentary:
When you finally become the mysterious family member at gatherings: 👀🕵️‍♀️🍷
2 days ago
Share →: Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Commentary:
When your "Hey" really means "fry-napping in progress" 🍟😂

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Trending via Twitch:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Going viral on X:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Shared recently on X:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Spotted on WeChat:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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