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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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Just landed via Threads:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Just landed via TikTok:

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Spotted on TikTok:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Seen just now on Reddit:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Going viral on Discord:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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They’re making me get out of bed.

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Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

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86 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

45 shares on Instagram this month:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Trending via TikTok:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Breaking via Messenger:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Just landed via X:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Just shared via Threads:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Making waves on TikTok:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Trending via Discord:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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