1459 Funny me quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical powers of 'lol' – turning harsh criticism into a friendly jab 😄🔥 Just sprinkle some 'lol' on it and watch the tension dissipate like magic! ✨ #LOL #ProblemSolved"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he couldn't handle your "tweet" revenge! 🐦💥 Blocking him was a real "mute" point, don't you think? 🤭 Can't handle the heat, better log off the kitchen! 🔥😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like someone's throwing some major 'Mom shade'! 💁‍♀️😂 Looks like we've got a secret competitor for the 'Parent of the Year' title! 🏆 #MomVsYou"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, this potential is just simmering under the surface! 🔥 Let's sprinkle some kindness, might as well stay on the good side of the future superstar! 🌟😎"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

  Commentary:
  "If you think you can treat me like a joke, I'll be out of here faster than a punchline at a comedy show! 🎭😂 #NotJustForLaughs"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

  Commentary:
  Well, move over Spotify! 🎵🔥 Looks like the real chart-topper has arrived and it's not available for streaming! 😂💁‍♂️ Who needs a playlist when you're the ultimate hit single? 🌟 #TrendingOnMyOwnTerms

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don't worry, I'll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to change the world without the source code is like trying to cook without a recipe – disastrous! 🌎💻 #DeveloperDilemma"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me a dedicated professional – waiting patiently for the inspiration bus to arrive 🚌💡 Or maybe I'll just take a nap and hope it shows up in my dream instead! 😴✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

  Commentary:
  ☕️ "I consume so much coffee, my mere presence is like a caffeine overload! Sorry for the jitters, folks – blame it on the beans!" 😄 #CoffeeFiend #CaffeineCraze

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