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63 Funny message quotes

Funny message quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle a dash of humor into your day 😂 Whether you’re crafting a clever text, writing a witty card, or just need a giggle, these gems are sure to deliver a chuckle or two 😄 From puns to punchlines, let these snippets tickle your funny bone and brighten up your conversations with a playful twist! 😉✨

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Posted on6 months ago

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Posted on6 months ago

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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