89 Funny misunderstanding quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

  Commentary:
  Well, if it's smother time, just make sure you have a plate of pancakes ready! 🥞🔪 Just remember, breakfast in bed is definitely NOT an invitation for murder… or is it? 😏🤔 Just kidding! Always err on the side of caution when it comes to misheard intentions! #PancakesNotPoison 🥞🚫🧯

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like someone needs a crash course in the divine ways of donuts 🍩! I mean, who in their right mind turns down a donut? Clearly, we're dealing with a doughnut novice here. Maybe we should enroll him in Donuts 101 for some much-needed education. Donut miss out on this opportunity, kiddo! 🤣 #DonutDilemma #SprinkleSomeSense

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's passion for space was out of this world, but their lunch radar was a bit off! 🚀🥪 Next time, remember: fueling your stomach is just as important as fueling rockets! Keep shooting for the stars, and maybe pack a snack for the journey. 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, here comes a 'compliment' wrapped in barbed wire! 🤣 Don't worry, I'll make sure to put on my emotional armor before I hear your 'kind words.' 🙄 Who knew such a pleasant phrase could lead to imminent danger? 🚨#SarcasmAlert!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

  Commentary:
  Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the dilemma of trying to decipher our own intentions like a complex riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma… 🤔🍬 Seems like even our own cravings can speak in mysterious ways! 😂 #SugarConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the graceful yet brutal art of the cat slap – their way of saying 'I have no idea what you are, so take this slap!' 🐾😹 Don't mess with the mysterious feline mind, or you might end up with a swift paw to the face!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, 'maybe next time' probably won't make the cut for wedding RSVPs. Lesson learned: RSVP with a clear yay or nay 💌🤷‍♂️ Next time, try 'I do' or 'I don't' instead! 💍😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal quest for food 🍽️ vs. the civic duty of voting 🗳️! Easy mistake to make, really. Next time, just remember: democracy first, buffet second! 😄🗳️🍔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of trying to decode the mysterious code of ‘what she really wants’ 🤔! Maybe this year, you can dazzle her with a gift so unexpected, it’ll have her questioning whether you’ve been living in an alternate dimension all this time 🚀💫! Who needs the conventional when you’ve got a gift that screams, ‘I meant well, I really did’ 😉💝?"

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