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131 Funny motivation quotes

Funny motivation quotes give a humorous twist to the quest for inspiration and drive. 💪😄 From clever quips about overcoming obstacles to playful takes on getting things done, these quotes make the pursuit of goals a bit more entertaining. Enjoy a laugh while you stay motivated and tackle your challenges with a smile! 😂✨

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

2 months ago

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

2 months ago

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

3 months ago

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

3 months ago

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

3 months ago

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

3 months ago

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

3 months ago

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

3 months ago

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

3 months ago

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

3 months ago

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

3 months ago

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

3 months ago

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

3 months ago

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

3 months ago

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

3 months ago

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

3 months ago

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

3 months ago

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

3 months ago

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

3 months ago

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

3 months ago

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

3 months ago

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

3 months ago

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

3 months ago

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

3 months ago

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

3 months ago

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

3 months ago

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

3 months ago

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

3 months ago

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

3 months ago

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

3 months ago