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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Spotted on Snapchat:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Seen just now on Slack:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Broadcasted on Slack:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Just landed via Reddit:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Going viral on Discord:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Live now on Messenger:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

2 weeks ago

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I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

2 weeks ago

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The more I practice, the luckier I get.

4 weeks ago

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

4 weeks ago

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

1 month ago

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

1 month ago

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

1 month ago

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

1 month ago

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It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

1 month ago

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New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

1 month ago

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32 shares on Reddit this month:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

49 shares on Threads this month:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Going viral on Telegram:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

Making waves on Instagram:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Spotted on Threads:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Just landed via Threads:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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