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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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4 weeks ago

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Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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1 month ago

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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1 month ago

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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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1 month ago

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Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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1 month ago

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Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

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1 month ago

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The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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1 month ago

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How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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