15 Funny movy quotes

I don't even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren't able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I now feel I've watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I'll be able to successfully make it in prison.

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025