428 Funny never quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Proof that water slides are scientifically engineered to wash away tears! 💦😂

  activity, amusement, emotion, fun, happiness, i, joy, never, person, sad, seen, slide, water, water slide

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  That risky pre-event haircut deserves its own invite to the party 🎉✂️😅

  advice, bro, day, event, friendship, grooming, haircut, humor, never, special, special event

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess my master plan to avoid jogging just leaked! 🤦‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨

  awkwardness, exercise, fitness, hand, hand awkwardness, hands, humor, i, indecision, jogging, never, running, sure

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Working full-time and booking appointments feels like trying to find a unicorn! 🦄💼⏰

  6, adulthood, appointment, appointments, closing, closing time, every, full, full-time job, i, job, management, never, place, schedule, thing, time, time management, understand, work

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a purr-fect plan! 🐱🏡😸

  cat, cool, humor, i, intrusion, just, leave, life, never, pet, relationship, stray, stray cat

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Searching for the elusive Jolene like she’s a mythical creature. 🕵️‍♀️✨ Anyone seen her? She’s welcome to my non-existent man too! 🤷‍♀️👀

  age, even, humor, ID, jealousy, Jolene, love, love triangle, man, met, never, old, relationship, triangle, woman

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll just have to settle for being a fiscally conservative dreamer 💸🤔✨

  enough, got, humor, irony, me, never, parents, politics, rich, socialist, upset, wealth

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦

  common, common sense, detergent, eat, glue, hair, humor, i, just, label, laundry, laundry detergent, lesson, life, life lesson, me, never, put, read, sense, telling, warning, warning label, whole

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ghosting: the silent art of disappearing without learning any ninja skills! 🥷👻😂

  again, communication, goodbye, humor, interaction, intimacy, irony, never, person, relationship, silence, social, social interaction, something, speaking

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Strangers: the surprise piñatas of perspective shifts 🎉🤔✨

  actually, again, conversation, encounter, humor, i, insight, love, never, perspective, random, random encounter, say, shit, stranger, strangers, talking

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