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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.
Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.
Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.
Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.
You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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3 months ago
Share →: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Commentary:
"Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜"
3 months ago
Share →: Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Commentary:
"Realizing it's only Thursday on a Friday really puts the 'fry' in 'Friday' 🍟😂 Hang in there, the weekend is just a day away! #ThursdayThoughts"
3 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet victory of hitting snooze and indulging in that mini-slumber victory lap! 😴💤 Who needs breakfast when you can have a second round of ZZZs instead? 🛌⏰ #SnoozeAndWin"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Commentary:
"I wasn't naked, I was just rocking out to some tunes! 🎶📻 Who needs clothes when you've got music, right? 😂 #RadioIsLife"
3 months ago
Share →: It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of looking like a chilled cucumber on the outside, but inside your brain is a raging storm of to-do lists, ideas, and existential musings. Who knew appearing zen could be such hard work?"
3 months ago
Share →: Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Commentary:
"Why do they call it rush hour? It's more like 'crawl hour' if you ask me! It's the only time of day when even the snails are passing you by. Maybe they should rename it 'slow-ly but surely hour' instead!"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Commentary:
"Who says being lazy is a bad thing? Some people call it laziness, I call it 'efficient energy preservation mode' – it's all about perspective, really!"
3 months ago
Share →: You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal code of secrecy: speaketh not, whispereth never, revealith nothing! It's like trying to keep a secret in a house full of gossipy ghosts – good luck with that!"
3 months ago
Share →: You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – where taking a nap becomes a vital part of your 'doing nothing' routine. It's like hitting the snooze button on life, just to make sure you're fully prepared for all that inactivity ahead!"
3 months ago
Share →: Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless struggle of doing nothing! It's a never-ending quest with no clear finish line in sight. Just when you think you've mastered the art of doing nothing, you realize that there's always more nothing to be done. It's a true test of patience and perseverance, with the ultimate reward being… well, nothing!"