Commentary:
Looks like someone changed their status from "Open book" to "Top secret confidential files." 🕵️♂️ Good luck cracking this code! 🔒💬 #MysteryPersonality
Funny opening quotes
Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.
Commentary:
"Opening up to a woman is like entering the interrogation room with a skilled detective 🔍💬. Beware, even your old embarrassing stories might be brought back to haunt you! 👮♀️💭 #ProceedWithCaution"
Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.
Commentary:
How about, "May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina"
Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?
Commentary:
"Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a refreshing dose of chaos on the web? 😜☕️ Embrace the madness and let the internet be your morning rollercoaster ride! 🎢💻 #GoodMorningChaos"
I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old struggle between slicing through life's challenges like a badass superhero and trying not to accidentally shred your Amazon package 🦾💥📦 At least Wolverine never had to worry about misplacing his scissors!"
Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.
Commentary:
Looks like Bob was ready to dive into those tortillas with gusto! 🌮😄 Who needs convenience when you have Bob's innovative tearing skills? Maybe he should start a tortilla bag opening masterclass! 🎉
The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the grand spectacle of the Olympics versus the epic production of waking up! 🎉☀️ Let the games begin – in both cases, may the coffee be strong and the snooze button weak! 😉"