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Funny opening quotes

Opening up to people is a scam. Don't do it.

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025