19 Funny opening quotes

• Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

  ---

  19 hours ago

  bakery, calling, crepe, dough, food, food joke, humor, joke, opening, pun, weird

• Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

  ---

  2 weeks ago

  AI, commenting, friend, friends, gift, gift opening, humor, kid, kids, media, opening, pictures, present, presents, social, social media, under

• (While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

  ---

  4 weeks ago

  Christmas, Christmas present, gift, gift opening, humor, milk, opening, present, remember, said, while, wife

• I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

  ---

  1 month ago

  advent, advent calendar, calendar, cupboard, cupboard door, door, doors, eating, food, holiday, humor, i, just, opening, snack, surprise

• I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

  ---

  2 months ago

  frustration, hate, here, i, open, opening, package, person, sealed, tear, tear here, try, using

• Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

  ---

  2 months ago

  disappointment, fifth, food, fridge, harder, hope, hoping, humor, hunger, kitchen, magic, new, nothing, opening, snack, time

• My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

  ---

  2 months ago

  cry, crying, expense, finance, humor, joke, me, money, onion, opening, sarcasm, wallet

• I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

  ---

  2 months ago

  airflow, childhood, conversation, dad, family, father, home, humor, i, miss, opening, talking, ventilation, Windows

• Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

  ---

  2 months ago

  anything, communication, confession, cop, humor, joke, opening, paranoia, police, sarcasm, say, social, talking, used, wit

• It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

  ---

  2 months ago

  animal, bear, bears, climate, exaggeration, hot, humor, ice, ice bear, joke, lemonade, lemonade stand, opening, stand, summer, weather

All funny opening quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌