106 Funny play quotes

• The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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  2 months ago

  day, every, game, getting, horror, house, i, leaving, only, play, survival

• Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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  2 months ago

  activity, blankets, build, cozy, day, fort, fun, fun activity, imagination, indoor, just, pillows, play, stay, staycation

• Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad boy, boy, day, garbage, garbage day, humor, looking, management, mischief, missed, play, rebellious, rules, today, waste, waste management

• Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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  2 months ago

  again, animal, animal defense, avoid, avoidance, behavior, dead, death, deaths, defense, dragonfly, fake, fake death, female, female behavior, girl, here, humor, mating, nature, own, play, ugh, unwanted

• It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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  attitude, card, cards, game, got, hand, hidden, humor, humor quote, luck, metaphor, play, skill, strategy

• I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adult life, adults, couch, couch potato, humor, humor quote, i, ignore, ignoring, ignoring problems, laziness, life, phone, phone usage, play, potato, problems, procrastination, run, sit, usage

• Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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  2 months ago

  always, boobs, gender, gender humor, humor, humorous, joke, lighthearted, paper, play, playful, pun, rock, why, win, witty, wordplay

• Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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  2 months ago

  assteroid, hemorrhoid, humor, joke, medical, medical humor, medical joke, play, play on words, pun, why, wordplay, words

• You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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  activity, age, excited, excitement, fun, fun activity, game, humor, learn, learning, Mahjong, old, play

• The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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  2 months ago

  before, chores, date, humor, parenting, play, play date, pointless, tidy-up

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