17 Funny pool quotes

• Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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  2 months ago

  after, crazy, disaster, even, history, humor, irony, pool, ship, still, think, Titanic, water, year’s

• They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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  2 months ago

  broken, broken door, concept, culture, door, funny concept, humor, i, idea, marketing, marketing idea, merchandise, movie, movie merchandise, pool, pool raft, pop, pop culture, raft, should, sold, Titanic

• I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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  2 months ago

  blue, creative, creative project, fun, funny idea, garden, Google, Google Maps, home, home improvement, i, idea, improvement, maps, outdoor, outdoor fun, pool, project, spread, tarpaulin, want

• I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, benefit, boat, friend, friends, friendship, fun, home, homes, i, leisure, looking, luxury, mean, pool, pools, summer, vacation, vacation home

• I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, activity, end, food, fun, fun activity, humor, i, imagination, mashed, mashed potato, pool, potato, swim, wonder

• I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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  3 months ago

  Airbnb, amenity, bed, cable, cable television, eating, gym, hell, hotel, humor, i, leisure, love, pool, relaxation, room, room service, service, show, staying, swimming, swimming pool, television, time, TV, TV Show, using, vacation, watch, while, working, worst

• Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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  5 months ago

  bend, bending, bending over, humor, invention, men, over, pool, pool table, table, tables, watch

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