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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.
I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.
I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.
I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.
How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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2 months ago
Share →: My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Commentary:
Looks like you're on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most "regular" words can have surprising meanings! 😉
2 months ago
Share →: I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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"I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the horror of trying to hide your TikTok dances from your parents! 💃👨‍👩‍👧🙈"
2 months ago
Share →: When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! Surely scrolling through memes and binge-watching shows at home doesn't count! 🙈👩‍💻 Who knew "work" screen time was the real enemy here? 💼⏰ Time to put in those hours of relaxation with some quality screen time therapy! 📺🍿 #ScreenTimeRules
3 months ago
Share →: I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Looks like you've reached expert level in the art of solo living! 🏆 Who needs a "relayshaunship" when you can spell independence with ease? 🚶‍♂️💁‍♀️ Keep shining on your own path, spelling bee champion! 🐝🌟
3 months ago
Share →: A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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"Who needs food and shelter when you can just wrap yourself in designer labels, right? 💸🛍️ #FashionOverFunction"
3 months ago
Share →: Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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"Attention all downfall-prayers, please kindly redirect your energies elsewhere. I'm fully booked dealing with my own chaos at the moment. Thank you for your cooperation! 🙏🚫😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you're already drowning in responsibilities? 🤷‍♂️💭 #DreamsCanWait"
3 months ago
Share →: Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Commentary:
"Only money thinks it's got that 'I'm irreplaceable' vibe 💸 The rest of you, chill out and grab a snack 🍿😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Commentary:
"Bigfoot really understood the importance of social distancing way before it was cool. 🦶🌲 Maybe we should take some notes from the legendary recluse and avoid the drama of human interaction. 😂 #BigfootWisdom"
3 months ago
Share →: Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Commentary:
"Hope your WiFi connection doesn't go down with the ship! 🚢🎶⚓️ #SyncingTheHits"