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119 Funny right quotes

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025