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If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

3 months ago

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

3 months ago

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

3 months ago

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

3 months ago

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

3 months ago

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

3 months ago

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

3 months ago

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

3 months ago

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

3 months ago

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

3 months ago

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

3 months ago

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

3 months ago

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

3 months ago

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

3 months ago