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2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Commentary:
"When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"
1 month ago
Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
1 month ago
Share →: “You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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"When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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"Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"
3 months ago
Share →: I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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"Living with the 'rare skin disease' called perfect must be rough… I mean, who wouldn't want flawless skin all day, every day? 💁‍♂️✨ Just remember, imperfections make us unique and interesting. Embrace the quirks, darling! 😉🌟"
3 months ago
Share →: When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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"Sending nudes to the cloud – aiming for heavenly approval! 🌥️😇 #GodsReview"
5 months ago
Share →: You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone who mattered to me! 🤷‍♂️💅 #SorryNotSorry"
5 months ago
Share →: I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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"Ah, the sweet illusion of age and wisdom shattered by the harsh reality of adulting… Turns out, it's not about being wise and self-confident, it's just a battle against exhaustion 😴💭 #AdultingStruggles #AgeVsTiredness"
5 months ago
Share →: Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Commentary:
"Who needs a window when you've got this level of fabulosity? 💁‍♀️✨ Put me in a broom closet and suddenly it's a VIP lounge! 😂 #RoomsWithAClue"
5 months ago
Share →: Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Commentary:
"Life advice from the fruit kingdom! 🍍👑 Just remember, it's what's on the inside that counts…and a little bit of sass on the outside never hurts either! 😎🍍 #PineappleGoals"