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12 Funny self-confidence quotes

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  • Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

    Commentary:
    “Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom”

  • “You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

    Commentary:
    “When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂

  • Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

    Commentary:
    “Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it’s no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama”

  • I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

    Commentary:
    “Living with the ‘rare skin disease‘ called perfect must be rough… I mean, who wouldn’t want flawless skin all day, every day? 💁‍♂️✨ Just remember, imperfections make us unique and interesting. Embrace the quirks, darling! 😉🌟

  • When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

    Commentary:
    “Sending nudes to the cloud – aiming for heavenly approval! 🌥️😇 #GodsReview”

  • You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were someone who mattered to me! 🤷‍♂️💅 #SorryNotSorry”

  • I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the sweet illusion of age and wisdom shattered by the harsh reality of adulting… Turns out, it’s not about being wise and self-confident, it’s just a battle against exhaustion 😴💭 #AdultingStruggles #AgeVsTiredness”

  • Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a window when you’ve got this level of fabulosity? 💁‍♀️✨ Put me in a broom closet and suddenly it’s a VIP lounge! 😂 #RoomsWithAClue”

  • Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

    Commentary:
    “Life advice from the fruit kingdom! 🍍👑 Just remember, it’s what’s on the inside that counts…and a little bit of sass on the outside never hurts either! 😎🍍 #PineappleGoals”

  • I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs approval from everyone when you already have impeccable taste 😏👌 Don’t worry, being an acquired taste is just your way of keeping things interesting 😉🌟

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