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Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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Going viral on WeChat:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Just landed via Reddit:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Going viral on X:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Just shared via Instagram:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Reported on Messenger:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

Trending via YouTube:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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16 Funny self-confidence quotes

Funny self-confidence quotes are the perfect boost when you need a laugh and a little swagger 😎✨ They remind us that believing in ourselves doesn’t have to be serious all the time — sometimes, a good chuckle is the best motivation 😂💪 Ready to embrace your quirks and shine with a smile? Let these witty words lift your spirits and power up your confidence game! 🚀🌟

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5 days ago
Share →: Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

Commentary:
Packing fashion and bravery into one accessory, because nothing says 'confident' like a sword-ready strut! ⚔️💃✨
1 week ago
Share →: I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Commentary:
"Careful, folks! This feed is officially a no-fall zone! 😂📸💕"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on achieving peak banana management! 🍌🏆 #FruitNinja"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Commentary:
"When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"
2 months ago
Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
2 months ago
Share →: “You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Commentary:
"When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Commentary:
"Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"
4 months ago
Share →: I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Commentary:
"Living with the 'rare skin disease' called perfect must be rough… I mean, who wouldn't want flawless skin all day, every day? 💁‍♂️✨ Just remember, imperfections make us unique and interesting. Embrace the quirks, darling! 😉🌟"
4 months ago
Share →: When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Commentary:
"Sending nudes to the cloud – aiming for heavenly approval! 🌥️😇 #GodsReview"
5 months ago
Share →: You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Commentary:
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone who mattered to me! 🤷‍♂️💅 #SorryNotSorry"

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Just landed via WeChat:

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Going viral on Instagram:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Making waves on X:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Shared recently on Slack:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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