42 Funny sports quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

  Commentary:
  "Goalies must feel like the loneliest poeple at a party – all dressed up in their gear, waiting for someone to take a shot at them! 🥅⚽️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like E.T. missed out on a slam dunk opportunity there! 🏀👽 Just imagine the out-of-this-world alley-oops he could've pulled off! 🌌🤣 #BasketballBuddy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

  Commentary:
  "Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the perfect recipe for sports – just add a dash of hatred! 🌪️🏀 But remember, it's all in good fun…until it's not! 😂🔥 #FriendlyRivalry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the football guy is trading touchdowns for Taylor Swift concerts! 🏈🎤 Let's hope he doesn't try to score a goal during 'Shake It Off' this time! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like this person should maybe stick to watching a different kind of ball game to avoid blushing! 🏈😳 Maybe they should try a less "intimate" sport like golf or ping pong for some wholesome entertainment! ⛳🏓

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

  Commentary:
  Oh man, having a peanut allergy must be quite the adventure! 🥜🐍 Just when you thought dodging foul balls was challenging enough, now you have airborne rattlesnakes to contend with! Talk about taking "peanut gallery" to a whole new level! Stay alert, folks! 🤣🥜🐍 #AllergyAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you don't like sports? You're missing out on all the opportunities to bond with strangers over the pain of your favorite team losing! 🤣🏈 Don't worry, we can still chat about the weather or complain about Mondays instead! ☀️😩"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

  Commentary:
  "Raising kids is like trying to predict the weather – just when you think you've got it all figured out, a thunderstorm of betrayals rolls in! ⚽🌩️ #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew tickling could be a knockout move in the octagon? 😄🥋 Just imagine the fight-ending submission move: the relentless tickle hold! Stay giggly, my friends! 🤣💪"

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