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40 Funny sports quotes

Funny sports quotes bring a playful twist to the competitive world of athletics! 🏅😂 From witty jabs at sports mishaps to humorous reflections on the trials and triumphs of athletes, these quotes capture the lighter side of sporting endeavors. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just enjoy a good laugh at the game, these funny sports quotes will score a chuckle and add a fun spin to your sports conversations. Enjoy the humor and get ready to laugh out loud! 😄🏆

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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