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58 Funny sports quotes

Funny sports quotes bring a playful twist to the competitive world of athletics! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜‚ From witty jabs at sports mishaps to humorous reflections on the trials and triumphs of athletes, these quotes capture the lighter side of sporting endeavors. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just enjoy a good laugh at the game, these funny sports quotes will score a chuckle and add a fun spin to your sports conversations. Enjoy the humor and get ready to laugh out loud! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ†

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Posted onFeb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Posted onFeb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Posted onFeb 10, 2025Feb 10, 2025

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 10, 2025

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If I found E.T., I wouldโ€™ve developed his jump shot.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

I just canโ€™t watch football, thereโ€™s too much โ€œpenetration in the backfieldโ€ for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine youโ€™re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Basketballโ€™s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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