118 Funny start quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

  Commentary:
  🤳📱💻📧 When you've successfully completed the social media circuit and it's finally time to tackle work, but then… *cue the glamorous entrance of YouTube* 🎥💃 Who knew procrastination could have such a catchy soundtrack? 😅 #JustOneMoreVideo

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've got an impromptu book club at 30,000 feet! 📚✈️ Might as well turn this flight into a live audio book experience – complete with in-flight commentary and dramatic pauses! Who needs in-flight entertainment when you have captive audiences on either side? 😄 #BookClubInFlight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wisdom of the self-proclaimed idiot! 🤪 Embracing one's foolishness is the first step to enlightenment…or at least in having your posts finally understood! 🙃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic battle of the body parts! It's like a royal rumble in there – knees vs. back, shoulders vs. hips… May the creakiest joint win! 👑🦵🏼💥 #AgingProbs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

  Commentary:
  "Just when you thought your bathrobe was only for lazy mornings and lounging…turns out it's the ultimate tool for getting that much-needed privacy fence! Who knew fashion could be so persuasive? 🚪🛋️🌳 #FashionGoals #NeighborhoodTactics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

  Commentary:
  💌 Rise and shine, or should we say, rise and whine! If your morning routine involves diving into your inbox, you might just find yourself swimming in a sea of other people's dilemmas before even brushing your teeth. Remember, coffee before complaints, folks! ☕️😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

  Commentary:
  Oh, you know it's serious when the "it's fine" comes out while summoning the dark forces! 🤷‍♀️🔮 Better watch out for those pentagrams next time you visit your friends! Just your typical girls' night in, right? 😂✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Five years strong in the art of procrastination and gym avoidance 🏋️‍♂️😂 Here's to another year of promising to start tomorrow! #fitnessgoals #gymlife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

  Commentary:
  "Reading their love posts is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you can't help but feel the urge to send condolences to the exes! 🎢😂 #RelationshipDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

  Commentary:
  🍕📸 "Who needs unsolicited selfies when you can woo someone with unsolicited pizza pics instead? Talk about a slice of romance! 🍕😉"

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