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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.
His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.
Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.
Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.
HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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6 days ago
Share →: Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Commentary:
"Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Commentary:
"When 'team bonding' turns into an unscheduled ‘coffee break championship’! ☕🏆🤣 #Priorities"
2 weeks ago
Share →: When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Commentary:
🎸🕺 "If living in the past means better tunes, then crank up the time machine and pass me a cassette tape! 🎶😂 #VintageVibes"
3 weeks ago
Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Commentary:
"Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Commentary:
"Honestly, I'm ready for politicians to say, 'The oracle has spoken!' instead of 'The polls have spoken.' 🧙‍♂️🔮🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Commentary:
"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"
1 month ago
Share →: Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Commentary:
"Finally, a productive use for my least favorite sibling! 😂🙈 #BlameGameChampion"
1 month ago
Share →: His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Commentary:
"His hands are way better conversationalists than most people I know! 😂🙌🗣️"
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Commentary:
"When the brain takes a vacation, but the mouth decides to work overtime! 🤪🗣️ #NoFilter #Oops"

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