194 Funny stop quotes

• I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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  2 hours ago

  adult, changes, growing, growing up, humor, life, life changes, stop, struggle

• I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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  5 hours ago

  ambition, getting, humor, i, just, money, pretend, rich, sarcasm, stop, want, work

• The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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  7 hours ago

  brain, humor, moment, morning, office, organ, productivity, stop, wake, wake up, work, working

• “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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  8 hours ago

  advice, cream, dinner, freedom, fun, ice, ice cream, indulgence, nobody, self, stop, tell, younger, younger self

• I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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  10 hours ago

  awesome, humor, irony, lazy, motivation, procrastination, self-awareness, stop

• I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

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  10 hours ago

  call, dad, data, forget, funny memory, guy, i, me, memory, middle, middle school, need, never, Obama, phone, school, stop, tell, using, Verizon

• It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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  11 hours ago

  actors, anyone, attractive, let, normal, perfectly, stop, want, watch

• Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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  11 hours ago

  acting, ask, asking, behavior, circus, clown, going, humor, keep, keeps, self-reflection, stop, why, yourself

• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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  12 hours ago

  am, fool, honesty, humor, i, joke, me, once, pure, purity, shame, stop, trust, twice

• The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

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  13 hours ago

  body, day, early, humor, kid, kids, letting, morning, parent, same, sleep, sleep in, stop, wake, wake up, waking, weekend

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