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Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Going viral on Slack:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Spotted on Facebook:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Freshly posted on Slack:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Going viral on Threads:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Just shared via Instagram:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Going viral on Threads:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Making waves on Slack:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Trending via YouTube:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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140 Funny stop quotes

Funny stop quotes are perfect for those moments when something is so ridiculous, awkward, or relatable that you just have to say, “Please, stop!” 😂🛑 Whether it’s your brain overthinking at 2 a.m., your pet staring while you eat, or your friend’s endless voice notes, these quotes remind us that life gives us plenty of laugh-worthy reasons to hit pause. Because sometimes, the only thing to do is laugh… and stop. 😆✋📴

New funny stop quotes 👇

12 hours ago
Share →: Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Commentary:
Looks like we're the pit stop nobody asked for 🚀👽😅
2 days ago
Share →: Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Commentary:
World peace through cookies! 🍪✌️🍰
4 days ago
Share →: Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Commentary:
Embrace your inner oddball and level up to Grandmaster of Quirkiness! 🦄🤪✨
5 days ago
Share →: Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm on the hunt for a new doctor now! 🍻🚫😂"
5 days ago
Share →: I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Commentary:
Procrastination level: expert 😅⏳ Maybe I'll join you… tomorrow!
6 days ago
Share →: When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Commentary:
Looks like "speechless" comes with a warranty for unlimited words 🚫🗣️😆
6 days ago
Share →: Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Commentary:
Oh, the heartbreak of waiting for the 'Ring of Shame' to end—my phone just loves holding me hostage! 📞😂📵
6 days ago
Share →: The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Commentary:
Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
6 days ago
Share →: Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Commentary:
"Next, they’ll add social media notifications to the road signs! 🙈🚗💥"
7 days ago
Share →: I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Making waves on X:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Just landed via Instagram:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Live now on TikTok:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Spotted on Reddit:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Shared recently on Facebook:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Just shared via Twitch:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Just landed via Slack:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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