194 Funny stop quotes

• I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

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  always, appliance, beep, before, boss, defiance, humor, i, independence, kitchen, me, microwave, stop

• Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

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• Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.

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• If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

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  doing, evil, higher, higher power, humor, i, ID, just, me, name, people, power, sarcasm, stop

• The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

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• Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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  being, every, guy, just, scene, stop, stranger, Stranger Things, things, wig

• The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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  after, aging, commute, drive, driving, extra, hate, home, house, hurry, i, late, making, older, stop, work

• Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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  blame, blaming, everyone, everything, hate, humor, person, pick, problem, problems, sarcasm, stop

• I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

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  argument, belief, Christmas, good, holiday, humor, i, Santa, should, skepticism, still, stop, tradition, why

• Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

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  ChatGPT, conservation, guys, humor, i, joke, need, shower, stop, technology, water, water conservation

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