105 Funny stop quotes

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you're smart and you can stop reading entirely.

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It's so foggy outside. Y'all gotta stop vaping.

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Satan: "Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I'm not running a zoo down here."

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I'm fine!

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025