40 Funny straight quotes

• Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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  3 weeks ago

  commentary, communication, fluent, humor, identity, language, man, ordering, social, social commentary, straight, straight man, they/them, woke, woke language

• If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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  1 month ago

  appreciate, appreciation, communication, drunk, drunk text, friendship, humor, intoxication, message, someone, straight, text, texting, texts, think, thought

• Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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  2 months ago

  1, 2, exercise, fitness, gay, hour, hours, humor, joke, just, straight, time, workout

• I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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  2 months ago

  80-year-old, 80-year-old woman, age, aging, being, feel, fun, humor, i, lifestyle, skipping, skipping stage, stage, straight, whole, woman

• If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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  2 months ago

  able, casual, casual dining, dining, dog, dogs, face, fast, fast food, food, hot, hot dog, humor, joke, McDonald’s, order, restaurant, satire, sold, straight, tell, wordplay

• I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cicada, exaggeration, fun, fun activity, humor, i, join, just, nature, scream, six, straight, summer, weeks

• Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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  2 months ago

  dynamic, friendship, gender, hang, humor, LGBTQ, men, orientation, relationships, sexual, sexual orientation, social, social dynamic, stereotypes, straight, why, women

• I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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  2 months ago

  car, casual, casual wear, clothing, dressing, fashion, getting, humor, i, just, meant, outfit, outfits, straight, style, think, wardrobe, wear

• I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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  2 months ago

  gift, heaven, i, ideal, ideal partner, kindness, love, man, marriage, marry, me, partner, relationship, romance, straight

• If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bump, clumsiness, definitely, friendship, humor, i, just, know, line, straight, straight line, together, walk, walking

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